Pie-saan Pies sans Pies

Two pizzas or not two pizzas? That is the question.

Pizza! And not the kind you find at the grocery store. This shits RAW; pried straight from the hands of volcano victims. It's theorized that as the lava descended upon the uncooked pie it became perfectly cooked for a moment in time that both lasted forever and is continuing to

This is safe - trust me. Change your life in 8 easy slices.