Help Me Become a Pizz
i used to be a pizza and some things just don't change
IS DIS OVEN ON?
The Greatest Slice of All Time
Do you think the greatest slice of all time has already been eaten, or has yet to be eaten? You might think that it will be eaten in the future since time (like pie) is infinite. But there are so many variables. What if we all die? PLEASE COMMENT BELOW
I got 99 toppings
i think, therefore i am a delicious pizza made from a heady combination of dough, sauce, cheese, and additional topping(s) of your choice
CHATANGOUGH MAY HAVE COROUGHNA - GOOD THING WE COULD ALL BE PIZZA! IT FEELS AS IF THE CHRUST WAS RIPPED OUT FROM UNDER ME; LEAVING ME IN A HEAP OF SAUCE AND CHEESE
Paesan Pies on Pies
Pie-saan Pies sans Pies
SPACESHIPS DON'T HAVE BRAKES
BACK 2 ME
jk i luvvv ur toppings
ELVIS PELVIS MAKES THE PANTIES SWEAT
U OOO EEE AAA
Two pizzas or not two pizzas? That is the question.
kEEP YOUR OVENS WARM BROTHERS
Zebroids luv me cause I'm debonaire these toppings RARE
WE Can Pie if WE Want to
we can leave your friends a slice. 'cause your friends don't pie...and IF they don't pie well they're - NO friends of mine..
Pizza is a Sandwich Just Like a Hot Dog
Do What Ya Gotta Do
Sometimes it's tough to get an authentic slice. Sometimes you gotta become a bird and fly into live SPORTS on a windy day just to get to that CLASSIC NY SLICE AWWFUGGEDDABOUTIT. Hope it was worth it bud cause you're stuck like that.
Drugs, Sex, and Pizza Rolls
Drugs : Great Sex: Great Pizza Rolls: Not pizza. Not great.
Pizza! And not the kind you find at the grocery store. This shits RAW; pried straight from the hands of volcano victims. It's theorized that as the lava descended upon the uncooked pie it became perfectly cooked for a moment in time that both lasted forever and is continuing to
Allow Pizza to Rule Your Life
This is safe - trust me. Change your life in 8 easy slices.
HERE'S THE DEAL
Nobody knows shit about anything. Have you ever pondered the question of your own existence? What am I? What are we? Why? Ok. Together WE will uncover the MYSTERIES of the essence of liFe and I've got news for you...WE COULD ALL BE PIZZA.
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